About Mittens

Well I don't blame you – I. Am. Fascinating!

After all, I'm a cat. But not only that, I am a computer genius! Every time I step on the keyboard, I log more keystrokes per second than anyone but the computer itself can count, lights start flashing on screens all around the room, and my hooman starts screaming in what could only be a jealous rage... and I've never even studied, it's just raw(r) natural talent!

But, as I'm sure you want to know more about me and what makes me tick {shudder! bad pun!}, I was born in 2016 along with two siblings, Gaia and Cornbread, to a single mom who lived in New Jersey, right across the river from NYC. Times were pretty tough without a father figure around, so we had to grow up pretty quick. My sister Gaia and I left when we were only two months old ( I am a prodigy, ya know!), and we're still together.